Monkeys T-Shirt

Throwing shit since 1972

Ok guys, we know what you're thinking: "C''mon, we know that monkeys throw shit. Everybody Does. And you know what? Monkeys throw shit since they exist. They threw shit for centuries, ages... probably, dinosaurs disappeared under a pile of shit thrown by monkeys".We get your point. Monkeys always used to throw shit. But. They always did it in an amateur way. They did so until 1972. And then they turned pro.

It's only in the 70's, in fact, that monkeys built first universities and began studying and achieved the highest levels in shit throwing. Physics. Mathematics. Ballistics. Only when they mastered this fine disciples, they really began to throw shit.

So, believe us, also if their hands are dirt since the Beginning, monkeys throw shit only since 1972. And they're doing it fuckin' well.