Leo Messi Es Ilegal T-Shirt

Leo Messi, just admit it: he's fucking illegal

Leo Messi, just admit it: he's fucking illegal. We mean, with his team, Barcelona, he reaches the ball, he runs like a pecari and he scores some impossible goal dribbling the whole opponents team. He's almost a midget but he manages scoring with his head in the final against Manchester United. Amazing, isn't it? Not to talk about Leo Messi's avatar in football videogames... outlaw, that's it! You could put him in the lousiest team in the world - some unbelievable country like Andorra, Liechtenstein or France - and still he would make you win the World Cup.
Illegal, we told you.
We propose to ban Leo Messi from all real and electronic football leagues, just to save competition and to prevent other players suicide.
Save Cristiano Ronaldo... declare Leo Messi illegal!