Beer. Thanks God there's Beer.
You can do a lot of things with Beer.
You can get drunk and have fun with your friends.
Or you can also get drunk and fuck with a sexy drunk woman or an handsome drunk man.
Again, you can get drunk and act as an asshole and become the laughing stock of your gang.
Let us think... yeah, that's it: you can get drunk and run completely naked in the park, until you get arrested by an angry cop that you called "dirty fascist".
And then you can and drink more beer, until you collapse on the ground.
You know, you really can do a lot of stuff with Beer.
So, let's celebrate with beer (and baloons): Beer is fun!
Have some. Drink sensibly..