Autumn. A Perfect time for Heavy Metal.
Nature begins to rotten, days become shorter and Darkness finally comes.
Cotton Soup merrily wants to celebrate such a great feeling with a t-shirt design specifically conceived for the 21th century Heavy Metal fans.

We’re no more in the 80’s and headbangers don’t have to wear anymore uncool t-shirts with blood, zombies and all that stuff. Now, Heavy Metal apparels have to be minimal and stylish, something you can wear at a party without that tasty blonde looking at you like a Loser. And that’s what we got for you.

Beware the Heavy Metal coolness… a Dark Age is coming, and it’s going to be oh-so-fashionable!

Winter is near, but here at the Cotton Soup headquarters we’re living a second summer, thanks to our new and romantic (and also new-romantic) design. Here it is, folks, our Beeing in Love design, thought for those of you that still believe (or beelive) in True Love.

Don’t be shy like our little bee: show your feelings to your sweetie pie and tell him/her/it you’re in lllove! Don’t be afraid to be cheesy, ’cause you are… and we are too!
Let the New Summer of Love start today and buy a bbbzzztastic Beeing in Love t-shirt…

We’ve already shown you our Gorilla Marketing design. Now, it’s time for some practical example of how you can use your Gorilla t-shirt. Now listen and repeat. Or just listen, it’s fine anyway.

Our flexible Gorilla Marketing apparel can help you both while at work and during your relaxing time.
In the first case, a GM t-shirt would definitely enhance your money-making skills and your power to persuade clients and competitors of your primacy. Here’s an example of a young manager making a pile of $ while wearing a Gorilla Marketing t-shirt:

But our gorilla t-shirt can also help the young manager relax, because when you wear one you can be sure of your chances to succeed and you can just lay down and enjoy a little break. Here’s how:

Got it? Well, so start making $$$ right now and go buy a super stylish Gorilla Marketing t-shirt!

You work 12 hours a day in a gigantic firm who merciless pollute the world with loads of garbage and loads of bullshit, doing everything your dumb boss says and completing tasks that you can’t even understand? And you do all this for a ridicolous wage and no benefits? Well, our friend, it’s now clear you’re only a corporate slave, and there are millions like you. All you can do to make it better, is wearing one of our Corporate Slave tshirts and continue to be a loser for the rest of your sad life.

Or maybe not. Well, just try and maybe you’ll manage to destroy the Matrix and set yourself free… with one of our super cool Corporate Slave Tees on you and a prestigious Corporate Slave Mug in your hand. Not bad, ain’t it?

Tomorrow is today. Modern Finance (MF), Information Technologies (IT) and Funny Mexican Hats (FMH) transformed economy in something new, so that’s necessary to develop mad business skills to take the rhythm and avoid to miss the Big Wave o’ Money ($$$) that’s coming after these years of so called chrisis. Monkeys and apes, we all know, are always one step forward, so to compete on this merciless modern market (MMM) we suggest you to wear our funky Gorilla Marketing accessories, that will definitely help you to show your talent during all the meetings, conventions and drunk college parties you have to take part to become a Manager of Tomorrow (MoT).

So, forget the Old Economy, fuck the New One and begin building the Next Economy by wearing our Gorilla Marketing t-shirts and giving us your money. You can find our ape design on gorgeous slim fit tees for men and on classic tees for women. You can choose between a large range of print/tee colour combos and remember: you can also choose your favourite t-shirt colour.

Our personal suggestion: if you buy a slim fit t-shirt, and you are not so very slim yourself, beware of the size, ’cause they’re well.. slim! So if you usually use an M size, consider taking an L, and so on. However, clicking on the product you can find all the informations about sizes, with correspondances in cm or inches.

Dinosaurs never really disappeared. That’s just a false myth created by propaganda to protect the real rulers of the world. Some of them lives in spaceships cruising around earth, while some others are between us, wearing a mask and a black suit. Finance, politics, and international institutions are all under dinosaurs control.
The time has come to tell the world the truth! Tell everybody to pay attention to the big green reptiles hiding between us!

How can you do something? Denounce the biggest conspiracy ever wearing our Dinosaurs Conspiracy t-shirts!
And you can do it in green, in red, in olive and -oh my god we can’t believe it! - also in blue.
Our DC design is available in white and black print, on a gorgeous slim fit Hanes t-shirt for men and on a classic Continental Clothing t-shirt for women.

Our personal suggestion: if you buy a slim fit t-shirt, and you are not so very slim yourself, beware of the size, ’cause they’re well.. slim! So if you usually use an M size, consider taking an L, and so on. However, clicking on the product you can find all the informations about sizes, with correspondances in cm or inches.