Tomorrow is today. Modern Finance (MF), Information Technologies (IT) and Funny Mexican Hats (FMH) transformed economy in something new, so that’s necessary to develop mad business skills to take the rhythm and avoid to miss the Big Wave o’ Money ($$$) that’s coming after these years of so called chrisis. Monkeys and apes, we all know, are always one step forward, so to compete on this merciless modern market (MMM) we suggest you to wear our funky Gorilla Marketing accessories, that will definitely help you to show your talent during all the meetings, conventions and drunk college parties you have to take part to become a Manager of Tomorrow (MoT).

So, forget the Old Economy, fuck the New One and begin building the Next Economy by wearing our Gorilla Marketing t-shirts and giving us your money. You can find our ape design on gorgeous slim fit tees for men and on classic tees for women. You can choose between a large range of print/tee colour combos and remember: you can also choose your favourite t-shirt colour.

Our personal suggestion: if you buy a slim fit t-shirt, and you are not so very slim yourself, beware of the size, ’cause they’re well.. slim! So if you usually use an M size, consider taking an L, and so on. However, clicking on the product you can find all the informations about sizes, with correspondances in cm or inches.

Dinosaurs never really disappeared. That’s just a false myth created by propaganda to protect the real rulers of the world. Some of them lives in spaceships cruising around earth, while some others are between us, wearing a mask and a black suit. Finance, politics, and international institutions are all under dinosaurs control.
The time has come to tell the world the truth! Tell everybody to pay attention to the big green reptiles hiding between us!

How can you do something? Denounce the biggest conspiracy ever wearing our Dinosaurs Conspiracy t-shirts!
And you can do it in green, in red, in olive and -oh my god we can’t believe it! - also in blue.
Our DC design is available in white and black print, on a gorgeous slim fit Hanes t-shirt for men and on a classic Continental Clothing t-shirt for women.

Our personal suggestion: if you buy a slim fit t-shirt, and you are not so very slim yourself, beware of the size, ’cause they’re well.. slim! So if you usually use an M size, consider taking an L, and so on. However, clicking on the product you can find all the informations about sizes, with correspondances in cm or inches.