“No fucking way!”, allegedly reacted Juventus FC’s striker David Trezeguet. “This bunch of losers only wants to take advantage of my name”, explained the french soccer champion.

So what’s this fuzz all about? Sambuca Football Club coach, former scottish goalkeeper Les McCormick, explained this misunderstanding, claiming his team has recently bought an argentinian player named Alejandro Ortega, who in some way resembles to the 1998 world champion.

“That guy doesn’t looks like me at all. And besides all, I bet he’s a loser”, pointed out Trezeguet.
Interviewed on this subject, Ortega seemed confused and kept laughing at random while answering to the questions.

However, we discovered that this 25 years old wingback previously played for some years in argentianian third division and moved at the age of 21 to Spain, where he sensationally failed to succeed in Segunda Divsion B. After which, he played for some time in Malta and finally moved to Scotland, where he met coach McCormick in a filthy pub in Aberdeen.

Counting on this new purchase, Sambuca Football Club now prepares to face a new season of failures, having well in mind that during the past year the team only won one match, and this was when the entire opponent’s team was disqualified for bank robbery…

A white big figure growls in the forest with its distinctive sound: “Jaakaru!”, “Jaakaru!”. Maybe he got lost, or maybe is looking for love, but what he’s  trying to tell us we actually don’t know.

By the way, we are confident it’s nothing insulting. How could such a cute polar bear pronounce an offensive word?

Plus, we are totally sure the people who helped us with the design would never write something bad. In fact, to bring you this winter flavoured design (in open summer) Cotton Soup teamed up with a pool of drunk scandinavian female designers we kidnapped during the Milan Design Week. Those girls were something special.. and so is our Isbjørn T-Shirt.

Enjoy!

International disclaimer: Sorry pals, but this design is specifically intended for original Italian Geeks, so you won’t even recognize who this guy is if you’re not used to italian tv. Don’t mind, you can cheer up with our finest international designs.

E ora a noi, geek del Belpaese… Andare con gli amici al mare in estate è sempre stato un problema, lo sappiamo bene. E non perché siete pallidi, ciccioni e con gli occhiali spessi… basta con questi stereotipi sugli appassionati di computer! La verità  è che vi vergognate di andare al mare perché non volete sfoggiare le vostre magliette a base di umorismo geek, che gli altri non possono comprendere e che anzi guarderanno un po’ schifati, chiedendosi cosa ci sia da ridere nella scritta: “Al mondo ci sono solo 10 tipi di persone: quelli che capiscono il linguaggio binario e quelli che non lo capiscono”.

Oggi, per fortuna, i vostri problemi sono finiti, e tutto grazie a Massimo Bold, l’attore più grassetto del cinema italico. Questa nuova, rivoluzionaria t-shirt targata Cotton Soup riounisce in un solo design umorismo geek, riservato a pochi eletti, e fascino trash, accessibile un po’ a tutti.
Così, mentre voi e i vostri amici geek ve la ghignerete per la gag riservata a chi ha una minima idea di cosa sia l’html, tutti gli altri apprezzeranno la vostra maglietta per il riferimento a uno dei divi più amati del cinema nazional-popolare.

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Hi girls!

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Here’s what you need to properly cook an Eggsplosion for one person:

500g chicken breast
500g pork meat
5 carrots
1/2kg potatoes
1 celery
3 green peppers
200g sugar
50g butter
5 teaspoons of salt
1 teaspoon of black pepper
1 teaspoon of red cayenne pepper
1 bucket of chili
mint and basil
olive oil
1 egg

Mince the carrots and the celery and begin to fry them lightly in a nonstick frying pan. In a small bowl, combine black and cayenne pepper with mint and basil, and wait until you start to feel better. Thinly cut the potatoes and put them in the frying pan. Briefly meditate on the 3 green peppers. Melt the butter in a sauce pan and mix it with sugar and salt. Add pepper and herbs to this mixture and put it in the oven. Turn on the oven and then immediately turn it off. Go back to the green peppers and ask them what it’s all about. Slice pork and chicken and put them in a second frying pan, with some olive oil. When potatoes are properly fried, garnish them with sugared butter and herbs. Wait until pork and chicken slices are brown and then, yelling at the green peppers, throw it in the trash can. Take the potatoes and put them in the fridge. Wait one day. Take the egg and put it in the microwave at maximum power. Wait approximately 30 seconds chatting with the 3 green peppers until the egg explodes.
The eggsplosion is ready.

Here you can find an example of some fine cooks preparing an egg explosion

Do you really feel like a Corporate Slave? Well, then tell the world with our CS Cotton Combo = tshirt + mug!

Slowly sip your coffee from your Corporate Slave mug while you think of a new way to posticipate your work. Demoralize your colleagues wearing your Corporate Slave tshirt, so they’ll remember what they - like you - truly are.

Let the Corporate Slave that’s in you come out and rebel! Destroy the monstrous mechanism you’re stuck in! Fuck the System!

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Or just peacefully lay down on your office chair, enjoying your useless time at work drinking from your mug and playing Bubble Bobble on that site that’s still unblocked from the system administrator. Oh, and of course making tons of friends on Facebook, where you can also find our Cotton Soup page…