We are proud to announce you that Cotton Soup teamed up with NASA to launch a brand new Space Program involving monkeys.

This project came out when we realized that no one was launching monkeys in space anymore, so we decided to contact those NASA big heads and told them we should do something about that. Space needs monkeys as a lil’ kid needs his mom’s tits.

So here it is, the Cotton NASA joint venture to send more monkeys in deep space. As a first task, our trained monkeys, all of them wearing a Monkeys - Throwing Shit from Outer Space suit, will try to find out something about Dark Matter. In fact, talking with our new NASA friends in front of a bottle of beer, we hypothesized that Dark Matter could actually be shit. And no one knows the secrets of shit better than a monkey.

We hope to give you soon some eeky news about our Space Program. Stay tuned!

Ok guys, we know what you’re thinking: “C’mon, we know that monkeys throw shit. Everybody Does. And you know what? Monkeys throw shit since they exist. They threw shit for centuries, ages… probably, dinosaurs disappeared under a pile of shit thrown by monkeys”. We get your point. Monkeys always used to throw shit. But. They always did it in an amateur way. They did so until 1972. And then they turned pro.

It’s only in the 70’s, in fact, that monkeys built first universities and began studying and achieved the highest levels in shit throwing. Physics. Mathematics. Ballistics. Only when they mastered this fine disciples, they really began to throw shit. So, believe us, also if their hands are dirt since the Beginning, monkeys throw shit only since 1972. And they’re doing it fuckin’ well.

So join their merry shit-throwing activity and wear one of our Monkeys t-shirts: this is only the first of a long list of monkeys tee!