Do you really feel like a Corporate Slave? Well, then tell the world with our CS Cotton Combo = tshirt + mug!

Slowly sip your coffee from your Corporate Slave mug while you think of a new way to posticipate your work. Demoralize your colleagues wearing your Corporate Slave tshirt, so they’ll remember what they - like you - truly are.

Let the Corporate Slave that’s in you come out and rebel! Destroy the monstrous mechanism you’re stuck in! Fuck the System!

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Or just peacefully lay down on your office chair, enjoying your useless time at work drinking from your mug and playing Bubble Bobble on that site that’s still unblocked from the system administrator. Oh, and of course making tons of friends on Facebook, where you can also find our Cotton Soup page…

You work 12 hours a day in a gigantic firm who merciless pollute the world with loads of garbage and loads of bullshit, doing everything your dumb boss says and completing tasks that you can’t even understand? And you do all this for a ridicolous wage and no benefits? Well, our friend, it’s now clear you’re only a corporate slave, and there are millions like you. All you can do to make it better, is wearing one of our Corporate Slave tshirts and continue to be a loser for the rest of your sad life.

Or maybe not. Well, just try and maybe you’ll manage to destroy the Matrix and set yourself free… with one of our super cool Corporate Slave Tees on you and a prestigious Corporate Slave Mug in your hand. Not bad, ain’t it?