We are proud to announce you that Cotton Soup teamed up with NASA to launch a brand new Space Program involving monkeys.

This project came out when we realized that no one was launching monkeys in space anymore, so we decided to contact those NASA big heads and told them we should do something about that. Space needs monkeys as a lil’ kid needs his mom’s tits.

So here it is, the Cotton NASA joint venture to send more monkeys in deep space. As a first task, our trained monkeys, all of them wearing a Monkeys - Throwing Shit from Outer Space suit, will try to find out something about Dark Matter. In fact, talking with our new NASA friends in front of a bottle of beer, we hypothesized that Dark Matter could actually be shit. And no one knows the secrets of shit better than a monkey.

We hope to give you soon some eeky news about our Space Program. Stay tuned!

Autumn. A Perfect time for Heavy Metal.
Nature begins to rotten, days become shorter and Darkness finally comes.
Cotton Soup merrily wants to celebrate such a great feeling with a t-shirt design specifically conceived for the 21th century Heavy Metal fans.

We’re no more in the 80’s and headbangers don’t have to wear anymore uncool t-shirts with blood, zombies and all that stuff. Now, Heavy Metal apparels have to be minimal and stylish, something you can wear at a party without that tasty blonde looking at you like a Loser. And that’s what we got for you.

Beware the Heavy Metal coolness… a Dark Age is coming, and it’s going to be oh-so-fashionable!

Hey Geek, we’re talking to you! Stop complaining about your CPU and boost your computer speed with our fantabulous Loading Hamster t-shirt!

Download huge porn videos without waiting all night long, explore your pc’s multitasking capacities, play your favourite kick-ass videogame at ther highest resolution… now you can, thanks to a little hamster running on our shirt and inside your computer.

Loading Hamster, making geeks happy since january 2010!

Winter is near, but here at the Cotton Soup headquarters we’re living a second summer, thanks to our new and romantic (and also new-romantic) design. Here it is, folks, our Beeing in Love design, thought for those of you that still believe (or beelive) in True Love.

Don’t be shy like our little bee: show your feelings to your sweetie pie and tell him/her/it you’re in lllove! Don’t be afraid to be cheesy, ’cause you are… and we are too!
Let the New Summer of Love start today and buy a bbbzzztastic Beeing in Love t-shirt…

Breaking news: UNESCO finally accepted Cotton Soup’s request to declare Leo Messi 8th Wonder of The World, along with the Great Pyramid of Giza, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the Colossus of Rhodes and other similar old stuff.

UNESCO reporesentatives decided so after an entire day spent playing soccer videogames, at the end of which one of them yelled: “Oh, c’mon… he is fucking illegal!”.

To celebrate this happy event, Cotton Soup invites you to wear a cool Leo Messi es ilegal t-shirt, made with the finest cotton and the tastier pixels in our stockroom.

Don’t you believe the whole world is Evil? Well, just take a look at this, wise ass…

Mr. Penguin is Evil…

Muco says he’s Evil too…

Also Ebola is trying to persuade us he’s Evil, but we don’t believe him

Find our Evil T-shirt here and tell the world how wicked you are!