Don’t you believe the whole world is Evil? Well, just take a look at this, wise ass…
Mr. Penguin is Evil…
Muco says he’s Evil too…
Also Ebola is trying to persuade us he’s Evil, but we don’t believe him
Find our Evil T-shirt here and tell the world how wicked you are!
“No fucking way!”, allegedly reacted Juventus FC’s striker David Trezeguet. “This bunch of losers only wants to take advantage of my name”, explained the french soccer champion.
So what’s this fuzz all about? Sambuca Football Club coach, former scottish goalkeeper Les McCormick, explained this misunderstanding, claiming his team has recently bought an argentinian player named Alejandro Ortega, who in some way resembles to the 1998 world champion.
“That guy doesn’t looks like me at all. And besides all, I bet he’s a loser”, pointed out Trezeguet.
Interviewed on this subject, Ortega seemed confused and kept laughing at random while answering to the questions.
However, we discovered that this 25 years old wingback previously played for some years in argentianian third division and moved at the age of 21 to Spain, where he sensationally failed to succeed in Segunda Divsion B. After which, he played for some time in Malta and finally moved to Scotland, where he met coach McCormick in a filthy pub in Aberdeen.
Counting on this new purchase, Sambuca Football Club now prepares to face a new season of failures, having well in mind that during the past year the team only won one match, and this was when the entire opponent’s team was disqualified for bank robbery…
A white big figure growls in the forest with its distinctive sound: “Jaakaru!”, “Jaakaru!”. Maybe he got lost, or maybe is looking for love, but what he’s trying to tell us we actually don’t know.
By the way, we are confident it’s nothing insulting. How could such a cute polar bear pronounce an offensive word?
Plus, we are totally sure the people who helped us with the design would never write something bad. In fact, to bring you this winter flavoured design (in open summer) Cotton Soup teamed up with a pool of drunk scandinavian female designers we kidnapped during the Milan Design Week. Those girls were something special.. and so is our Isbjørn T-Shirt.
Enjoy!
International disclaimer: Sorry pals, but this design is specifically intended for original Italian Geeks, so you won’t even recognize who this guy is if you’re not used to italian tv. Don’t mind, you can cheer up with our finest international designs.
E ora a noi, geek del Belpaese… Andare con gli amici al mare in estate è sempre stato un problema, lo sappiamo bene. E non perché siete pallidi, ciccioni e con gli occhiali spessi… basta con questi stereotipi sugli appassionati di computer! La verità è che vi vergognate di andare al mare perché non volete sfoggiare le vostre magliette a base di umorismo geek, che gli altri non possono comprendere e che anzi guarderanno un po’ schifati, chiedendosi cosa ci sia da ridere nella scritta: “Al mondo ci sono solo 10 tipi di persone: quelli che capiscono il linguaggio binario e quelli che non lo capiscono”.
Oggi, per fortuna, i vostri problemi sono finiti, e tutto grazie a Massimo Bold, l’attore più grassetto del cinema italico. Questa nuova, rivoluzionaria t-shirt targata Cotton Soup riounisce in un solo design umorismo geek, riservato a pochi eletti, e fascino trash, accessibile un po’ a tutti.
Così, mentre voi e i vostri amici geek ve la ghignerete per la gag riservata a chi ha una minima idea di cosa sia l’html, tutti gli altri apprezzeranno la vostra maglietta per il riferimento a uno dei divi più amati del cinema nazional-popolare.
Fatevi amare da tutti senza rinunciare alla vostra vera essenza: indossate una maglietta Massimo Bold (a soli 14,90 euro unicamente per le prime settimane!) per un’estate all’insegna del geek trash!
