Take care, young braves. Don’t trust this little guy’s smile, his puffy, harmless look. Beware. We know, he’s almost adorable when he tweets his naive threats: “I’m evil“, “I will kill you”, “I disemboweled your dog” and so on. But, once again, beware. Beyond all his kawaiiness, this pesty little fiend hides a morbid, psychotic personality, crime focused and murder oriented. Good grace, take care of your body and soul, or you shall be defeated by this tender menace.

Do you still want to take the risk? Well, just go on, and don’t say we didn’t tell. You can challenge the Fear buying one of our I’m Evil Slim Fit Men’s Tee or Classic Women’s Tee. Even better, girls, we also have an I’m Evil Stylish Ladies Tee! And for the young braves, Cotton Soup provides an I’m Evil Kiddo Tee… but that’s not all, also newborn can follow the Dark Side with our organic cotton baby bib. That’s… yeah, crazy!

Our personal suggestion: if you buy a slim fit t-shirt, and you are not so very slim yourself, beware of the size, ’cause they’re well.. slim! So if you usually use an M size, consider taking an L, and so on. However, clicking on the product you can find all the informations about sizes, with correspondances in cm or inches.

Do you hear a music in your head, looking at this waveform? Just as simple and fresh as drum & bass, Cotton Soup brings you this DNB inspired design. Stand out in the party crowd!
Show everybody how addicted you are to the happy marriage of a good drum beat and a distorted bass!

Old school jungle, breakbeat, dubstep lovers… hear the irregular rhythm and feel it in your legs and arms and in your whole body. Just dance and sweat your brand-new Drum & Bass t-shirt!

Our personal suggestion: if you buy a slim fit t-shirt, and you are not so very slim yourself, beware of the size, ’cause they’re well.. slim! So if you usually use an M size, consider taking an L, and so on. However, clicking on the product you can find all the informations about sizes, with correspondances in cm or inches.

Ok guys, we know what you’re thinking: “C’mon, we know that monkeys throw shit. Everybody Does. And you know what? Monkeys throw shit since they exist. They threw shit for centuries, ages… probably, dinosaurs disappeared under a pile of shit thrown by monkeys”. We get your point. Monkeys always used to throw shit. But. They always did it in an amateur way. They did so until 1972. And then they turned pro.

It’s only in the 70’s, in fact, that monkeys built first universities and began studying and achieved the highest levels in shit throwing. Physics. Mathematics. Ballistics. Only when they mastered this fine disciples, they really began to throw shit. So, believe us, also if their hands are dirt since the Beginning, monkeys throw shit only since 1972. And they’re doing it fuckin’ well.

So join their merry shit-throwing activity and wear one of our Monkeys t-shirts: this is only the first of a long list of monkeys tee!

She looks so innocent, sexy and tantalizing, every man secret desire, but she is the real one in charge.
Totally self-assured, she is always in control, even when she lets men thinks they are. Directly from Japan comes on Cotton Soup shirts this naughty little robot girl, ready to rock every men life.

Men, you can feel a little bit of Miyako on you wearing one of her slim fit t-shirts. Women, try to steal Miyako’s charme putting on one of her ladies t-shirt or, even better, the Miyako V-neck special tee.

Our personal suggestion: if you buy a slim fit t-shirt, and you are not so very slim yourself, beware of the size, ’cause they’re well.. slim! So if you usually use an M size, consider taking an L, and so on. However, clicking on the product you can find all the informations about sizes, with correspondances in cm or inches.

Hey, what’s that noise?
Holy shit, it’s an eggsplosion!
Better going to check your kitchen, ’cause we think it’s going to be a real mess… what’s worst of an egg exploding all over the room, with its yellow and white sticky filaments? Well, maybe two exploding eggs etc. etc… But the point is… you’re in trouble, chef!

Do something! Buy our Eggsplosion t-shirts or our Eggsplosion Cooking Aprons and repair yourself from the next cooking disaster.

Our personal suggestion: men’s shirts come in loose fit, so try not to take a big size… but then, all infos about colours and sizes are available on the product pages!

You work 12 hours a day in a gigantic firm who merciless pollute the world with loads of garbage and loads of bullshit, doing everything your dumb boss says and completing tasks that you can’t even understand? And you do all this for a ridicolous wage and no benefits? Well, our friend, it’s now clear you’re only a corporate slave, and there are millions like you. All you can do to make it better, is wearing one of our Corporate Slave tshirts and continue to be a loser for the rest of your sad life.

Or maybe not. Well, just try and maybe you’ll manage to destroy the Matrix and set yourself free… with one of our super cool Corporate Slave Tees on you and a prestigious Corporate Slave Mug in your hand. Not bad, ain’t it?