Dinosaurs never really disappeared. That’s just a false myth created by propaganda to protect the real rulers of the world. Some of them lives in spaceships cruising around earth, while some others are between us, wearing a mask and a black suit. Finance, politics, and international institutions are all under dinosaurs control.
The time has come to tell the world the truth! Tell everybody to pay attention to the big green reptiles hiding between us!

How can you do something? Denounce the biggest conspiracy ever wearing our Dinosaurs Conspiracy t-shirts!
And you can do it in green, in red, in olive and -oh my god we can’t believe it! - also in blue.
Our DC design is available in white and black print, on a gorgeous slim fit Hanes t-shirt for men and on a classic Continental Clothing t-shirt for women.

Our personal suggestion: if you buy a slim fit t-shirt, and you are not so very slim yourself, beware of the size, ’cause they’re well.. slim! So if you usually use an M size, consider taking an L, and so on. However, clicking on the product you can find all the informations about sizes, with correspondances in cm or inches.

Hurry up, folks!

Our Cotton Soup store is now open, and you can bet that our crispy tasty products won’t last longer… just kiddin’, we have plenty of them. But hurry up anyway, ‘cos life is running short and you may painfully die under a pile of monkey-thrown shit without one of our funky t-shirt on you. And then what? The Devil will think you’re just one of the thousands of anonymous souls, without a trace of style or personality.
Even worse! You could live a whole life as a Corporate Slave, working and sweating for a minimum wage without the relief of our puffy Cotton.
No way! Make your choice and wear one of our soupy t-shirts!

Cotton Soup, the finest ingredients for the finest t-shirts

Old Granma Rudolph working on her yummies

Alas! We remember ye good ol’ days, when our grandmother used to prepare tasty cotton soups, choosing only the finest ingredients and carefully following ancient, traditional procedures.

Sadly, old Granma Rudolph is gone, and with her the good old tees which made us happy. But nowadays we Cotton Brothers chose to follow his… well, her footsteps by taking back to life these recipes and using them to prepare spicy designs for our cotton t shirts. We inspection every single pixel of our digital ingredients and we blend them with corny particles of cotton, so we can obtain the dandiest fashion apparel of the Bay. Which Bay? Fuck, we honestly don’t have idea.

Sincerely Yours,

Cotton Brothers