Summertime: hot beaches, beautiful bitches, wet t-shirts.
Shuffle the adjectives and the result won’t change.
So why telling you this? Jus’ to let you know that our Cotton Soup ladies’ t-shirts give the best when they’re wet!
Just try to dive in salty water while wearing your shirt: when you’ll come out of the sea, every guy in the beach will appreciate your Cotton Soup apparel like never before and will thank God for giving us summertime.
We are proud to announce you that Cotton Soup teamed up with NASA to launch a brand new Space Program involving monkeys.
This project came out when we realized that no one was launching monkeys in space anymore, so we decided to contact those NASA big heads and told them we should do something about that. Space needs monkeys as a lil’ kid needs his mom’s tits.
So here it is, the Cotton NASA joint venture to send more monkeys in deep space. As a first task, our trained monkeys, all of them wearing a Monkeys - Throwing Shit from Outer Space suit, will try to find out something about Dark Matter. In fact, talking with our new NASA friends in front of a bottle of beer, we hypothesized that Dark Matter could actually be shit. And no one knows the secrets of shit better than a monkey.
We hope to give you soon some eeky news about our Space Program. Stay tuned!
Autumn. A Perfect time for Heavy Metal.
Nature begins to rotten, days become shorter and Darkness finally comes.
Cotton Soup merrily wants to celebrate such a great feeling with a t-shirt design specifically conceived for the 21th century Heavy Metal fans.
We’re no more in the 80’s and headbangers don’t have to wear anymore uncool t-shirts with blood, zombies and all that stuff. Now, Heavy Metal apparels have to be minimal and stylish, something you can wear at a party without that tasty blonde looking at you like a Loser. And that’s what we got for you.
Beware the Heavy Metal coolness… a Dark Age is coming, and it’s going to be oh-so-fashionable!
